nighthooker:

how the fuck do i become friends with some of you you guys are cool as fuck



lameborghini:

for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot



internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

are you my big toe?

because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house



teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad

(Source: zombieboyj)



secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to