nighthooker: how the fuck do i become friends with some of you you guys are cool as fuck
lameborghini: for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
internetexplorers: internetexplorers: are you my big toe? because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
bennetwilcox: welcome to europe
secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
flowerpixies: urbancatfitters: heeheehaahaahoohoo: in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful. we´ve been found out
If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
liquiddittyfloats: who else feels like the hannibal fandom came out of fucking nowhere
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meowbella: IF U WANNA BE MY LOVER U GOTTA at least text me sometimes damn
bitchouttahell: shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
carcat: forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it
sollux: DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
cosmickankri: that sexual tension between two bloggers who always like/reblog each others’ posts
sassydetective: we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones
call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones
I spent 5000 years laughing at this guy's...
adventuresonpaper: I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
ahemily: ahemily: guys im online shopping for dog collars and i just found a website where you can have stuff printed on the collars and theres one here that says ‘slut’ thats hillarious :’) edit: this one says ‘bitch’ omfgggg HOLY SHIT THOSE COLLARS ARNT FOR DOGS THERE FOR PEOPLE THIS IS A FETISH AND BONDAGE WEBSITE OH GOD
davehugs: pros to being a jellyfish ur cute n beautiful you never have to go to college ur parents dont judge u ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you whats a gender u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo cons to being a jellyfish
lookslikeazipper: Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE...
fasterfood: people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by??